I was talking to a girl today I said hey what is your name She said not now, I've gotta go I followed her down the hall Right into the bathroom stall I could tell she had something to show
All she would show me was the bathroom floor after leveling me with the stall door
So this time, when I showed her me I said, you know, I'm in a band She said why didn't you say so I guess you want to hold my hand
Now she shows me her true colors And the best intentions were not hers
I just date Candys with a C My concsiense wouldn't let me go So I just wanted you to know I think you're really pretty