I loved a girl named Karen
She was from the Phillippines
She had the nicest face
& body I had ever seen
We made love on water
on land & in the air
daytime or night time
Karen didn't seem to care
'The loser is the winner'
that was our philosophy
I lost myself in her
it only cost my sanity
Now I'm down with fever
the doctor says he's mystified
thinks I've taken poison
all I swallowed was my pride
I bet she's found another
probably he's my best friend
takes no Columbus to discover
that's how these things tend to end
We made love on water
on land & in the air
daytime or night time
Karen didn't seem to care
No Karen didn't seem to care...