Well I went to the river, but I could not get across
I‘ve done your papa ’cause I thought he was a horse, and then I
Rolled him over, and got some Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Some soap and water just to try to keep your papa clean
Well up she jumped and then down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell and then I
Rolled her over, and got some Coca-Cola
Lemon soda and, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water yeah
I try to keep her clean
Your sister was a teddy and your daddy was a bear
I put a muzzle on your mama, she had bad hair now
I rolled her over and I got some Coca-Cola
Lemon soda and a, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water, well I try to keep your mama clean
If you wanna hear Jack White yelling yeah - yeah - yeah
Get down to the river wash your yeah - yeah - yeahs, girl
Come on in over, get some Coca Cola
Lemon soda and, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water, you girls better keep it clean
Yeah If you want to go to heaven when you D-I-E
Put on the collar and your T-I-E, boy
Casanova come on get some Coca-Cola
Lemon soda and a saucer of ice cream.
Soap and water gonna help you try to keep it clean
Well you run to the doctor and run there fast
and girl have him check out your yeah - yeah â€" yeahs now
Get it over, some Coca Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Soap and water you know we all got to keep it clean