Keep It Up
Yeah, wicked. Good one. Yeah, keep it up, mate. Thumbs up. Fantastic.
I am better than a dinosaur, with a shiny sword,
And a t-shirt saying "My life is ROAR!"
I'll hi-five samurais, ride a horse,
Sit next to the pilot for flights abroad,
Yo! I wear shades when I drive a Porsche,
And I might fight crime if I'm kinda bored,
So I haven't got time for your final thought,
If you don't like that, you can find the door.
Oh my, my, my, my, what?
Yo! How have you guys not clocked I'm the best thing?
I'm Superman,
But I've got enough sense to wear my pants under my leggings,
I'm done with the messing,
Fuck slices, I'm the best thing since bread was invented!
So if ya thinking I'm some kind of dunce,
You can plant your lips on my bum.
Well done!
[Chorus:]
Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up,
I said, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
Where ya hands at? Keep 'em up, yo!
And I feel at home, my words aren't for sleeping on,
Get inside, my feet are cold, from walking on water,
'Cos I'll try the unthinkable,
'Cos I wanna win it all,
I hate to see it go, so I tell myself, Well done.
Keep it up, com'on. Keep it up, yeah,
Keep it up, com'on. Where ya hands at? Keep 'em up.
[Chorus:]
Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up,
I said, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
Where ya hands at? Keep 'em up, yo!
Woop woop! That's the sound of the po-po knocking,
Oh so shocking. Turns up looking like Batman and Robbin,
If Dad took them shopping.
Is there a problem?
Ah, come on man, we don't do this that often,
You can come upstairs, we're not goblins,
And I'm sure we can spare you a soft drink,
Aren't you a very rude young man?
One phone call we'll have a goon full of vans,
I mean van full of goons,
Come through to pack up your tunes,
Then smash up your room,
Well I reckon that's a little bit much,
If only you were arsed then that woman's getting mugged,
In the greater scheme of things you should do some other stuff,
Oh you're putting me in 'cuffs, that's nice, well done.
[Chorus:]
Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up,
I said, keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
I said keep it up, yo, just keep it up,
Where ya hands at? Keep 'em up, yo!
Two gold stars, you get two gold stars.
I said two gold stars. Thumbs up, thumbs up, yeah!
Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up