*Opening theme lead-in.
(music begins)
*Hmhmhm"¦ I thought you just came from the bathroom"¦ Hmhmhm!"¦
*Ppbbt!"¦ You farted!"¦ ha ha ha"¦ Somebody's baking brownies"¦
*Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there, Kenny!"¦
*Mmm, it smells like dead fish here"¦ Hmhmhm"¦ Aw, man, that is nasty!"¦ I dont think I've ever seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny"¦
*Now, now that is a dirty little bastard!"¦
Kenny was a kid from South Park.
He says he's glad to see ya. *Hmhmhm"¦
When he's not gettin smashed, stampeded, or shot,
he's got explosive diarrhea. *Hmhmhm"¦ppbbt!"¦
Kyle was a kid from South Park.
He's a 3rd grade Jewish tyke. *Hey you scrawny sh-beep!"¦
After cussin out aliens
he'll play football with his brother Ike.
*Check this one out. Ready Ike? Kick the baby!"¦ Don't kick the baby!"¦ Kick the baby!"¦ Punt"¦ Squeal"¦ Crash!"¦
Stan was a kid from South Park.
Sister beat'em up everyday.
He barfs each time he talks to the girls,
and his dog, Sparky, is gay. *Down, Sparky, down!"¦
Cartman was a kid from South Park.
He's the one with flaming gas. *Ppbbt-woosh!"¦ Ooow!"¦
When he walks down the street, people go,
"˜God dammit, that's a big fat ass!'
*Beefcake!"¦
*Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!"¦
*I didn't have an anal probe!"¦
*God dammit, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!"¦
*Yea"¦
Kenny was a kid from South Park,
and he'll tell you it aint no lie, *Kenny death sting music
that when you're growin up in South Park
every day's a good day to die.
*Howdy Ho!"¦
*That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen!"¦
*Cows trampling Kenny
*Oh my God!"¦
*They killed Kenny!"¦
*You bastards!"¦