Kermit The Frog On Weed
"Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?"
Hello, Kermit The Frog here and welcome to Sensamilla Street. I'd like to tell you what today's letter is but I am really fucked up! Hey, hey Big Bird. Do you know what today's letter is?
Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint
Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word
Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!
Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number
Exactly! the number three. Which is how many joints I've smoked today. Kermit.... are ya with me?
mmm... God Im stoned!....
Me too!
[Starts laughing]
[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!
Uh, thank you Elmo, um
How about we say our ABC's Big Bird?
O...K
A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G
Q...K...C...R...C...F
I forgot what we were doing Kramit!
Did you just call umm me Kramit?
Yes I did
Mmm Kramit The Frog here
[Starts giggling]
Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by, the uhh... letter...
Bong
And the number...
God you're messed up
Fuck you, the number fuck you
Bye bye
Bye bye kids
"Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?"