Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
They'd line up just to see him,
The ladies love his style,
He gave his life for tourism.
Now don't think I'm a nut,
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut.
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,