You just got, got what it takes got that X-factor I suppose I have
I met a girl at a party
She said she liked Technotronic
I said are you for real?
She said no I'm being post-ironic
That's right
I went to a bar called Jaguar Shoes
I danced around and drank too much booze
Got into a cab with a girl and puked on her shoes
Can somebody tell me if that's fucking cool, or what? Or what? Come on, just dance
Yeah I've got a cool friend she's a photographer
I'd really like to make it with her, but I can't ...she's gay
That's right
Can someone please tell me like what is cooler, the Breakfast Club or Ferris Bueller
Well they try to be cool but I'm the coolest, yeah that's right
Well you could use this as a documentary of what cool is
Come on information