Yeah, Kung Fu Naki comin' for you, yeah
Gotta believe he wasn't born in Milwaukee
Mighta grown up in Nagasaki, yeah
Learned to use his hands when he studies karate
Teaches you to say he was a little too Naki
Fu Naki likes to fish for croppie
While he listens to Pavarotti
Heard he tried to be a rap disc jockey
Didn't work out moved to Abu Dhabi
Guess the rest is historaty
But my memory a little bit groggy
Kung Fu Naki, see the kung fu man
Oh, he is still the real with lightning hands
Baby, Kung Fu Naki where you been man?
He loves to cook chicken teriyaki
Yeah, cooks in a broth made of rice wine sake
Likes the way Stallone says yo in rocky
Often eats a meal with a little biscotti
Fu Naki likes to watch hard copy
But he thinks it's a little bit too gossipy
Doesn't like people who act real snobby
Says politicians are way too talky
Says some wrestlers are way too cocky
'Cause they bodies are soft and sloppy
Kung Fu Naki, see the kung fu man
Oh, he is still the real with lightning hands
Yeah, Kung Fu Naki comin for you, yeah
Uh, huh, Kung Fu Naki, baby
Kung Fu Naki, give it to 'em baby, yeah
I see you now, ha, ha, ha