This is the last time that I try this
This is my final experiment
I no longer want to continue testing my emotions
But there's data I have not collected yet
When I see you there's a slight reaction
But of couse these monitors can lie
Nine times out of ten occurences of base attraction
Sophisticated intellects deny
I am not against the concept of romance
Reality is quite another tale
Hearts and flowers have their place
On tablecloths and bits of lace
Attempts at amour fou are doomed to fail
In my laboratory of love
Proving to myself the lack of the existence of
Laboratory of love
Laboratory of love
Would you kindly answer a few questions?
Strictly for the sake of argument
Were you to relax approximate to my location
Do you think said time would be well spent?
I admit I feel the urge to touch you
Probably a pre-programmed response
Surveys indicate our natural tendency to mate
Satifies the needs, negates the want
I cannot refute the role of mystery
Some things simply will not be explained
Chemistry does fascinate
The stroke of luck, the twist of fate
But a passive observer I remain
In my laboratory of love
Proving to myself the lack of the existence of
Laboratory of love
Laboratory of love