Labrador
Daisy, you shouldn't do the things you do
But you're just so incapable of changing
Your lie so well I could never even tell
What were facts in your artful rearranging
But I came back for more
And you laughed in my face
And you rubbed it in
Cause I'm a Labrador
And I run when the gun
Drops the dove again
When we first met, I was glad to be your pet
Like a lab we once had that we called Maisie
But fetching sticks was the best I had for tricks
You got bored, you got mad, then you got crazy
But I came back for more
And you laughed in my face
And you rubbed it in
Cause I'm a Labrador
And I run when the gun
Drops the dove again
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer
Daisy, Daisy, do
Remember good old Maisie
How she waited at the stairs for you?
Daisy, dear, I could almost shed a tear
But let's shine in the time we have remaining
You're a tough old gal, but a dog is just a pal
And believe me, my dear, I'm not complaining
Cause I came back for more
Cause I knew even you
Did the best you could
And I'm a Labrador
And with me, you could see
It was understood
That I'd come back for more
Daisy, Daisy, do
Cause I'm a Labrador
Yeah I come back for more
The loyal Labrador