Lager And Ale
late weekend night and I'm at the Bojar Grill
I got decisions to be made between lager and ale
When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl
(course)
oh the thoughts in my head
oh if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'cause I'm ready, willing and able
yes I'm ready, willing and able
over to the jukebox I staggered
for a love song to scatter my body before her
didn't have change and I lost my damn brains
so I started humming "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"
I'll pay the bar tab and even the cab
off to the hotel we'll wallow
oh the thoughts in my head
oh if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'cause I'm ready, willing and able
yes I'm ready, willing and able (x5)