Puffing on the best cut buds Trying to get butt from Ms. Muffet Me and Teddy Rockspins stirring up a ruckus Egging all the houses, Smashing all the pumpkins Chumps can't funk with the punk kids Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins Let the whole world know I run shit Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
Kinda like the blond Bob Sagget Pass me a blunt and some captain Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador Door matted whore with your words Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it Yea got your Wii-Fit to practice your freeze with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp I'm a take lark on my go-kart
Mario Kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist Take off your blue tooth now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms Bout thirty-five with at least two kids We can make out while my friend babysits All up in your fridge eating left over shit Tuna sandwich, Butterscotch, Crumpets, Cheetos be my choice of chip Take a sip from my sips and then split
Yea I'm a dork but I'm still holding court, ball up, Balla Y'all take to long get dolled up Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up With the breasts, luscious