Tempers fraying in the Hat And Fan
Gets so hot in there, even in November
Heated words from slicked back hair
It's too small a world for some people to share
Now Gary stares at an empty chair
Told her "five, or ten, and he'd join her out there"
Not again, she's not going in
'Til he gets to thinking of her
Maybe she'll board up her door
It's guaranteed he's a funny man
You can bet your life that he'll bring the house down
Always plays such a winning hand
They should knight him for it
She's so tired of waiting
Will she give him a surprise?
'Til he gets to thinking of her
Maybe she'll board up her door