Last Train To Dagenham

I'll be on the last train to Dagenham

I've been drinking in a pub up west

I'm looking for the sign that says this is the district line

And I'm gonna catch the alky express

I'll be on the last train to Dagenham

With all the other ravers, drunk and stoned

Empty cans of Tenants Super rattle at my feet

And I'm wondering if I'll ever make it home

'Coz I've drunk the dole and I've drunk my flatmate's rent

He'll never speak to me again, if I don't get some money sent

'Coz I've drunk the dole and I've drunk my flatmate's rent

He'll never speak to me again, if I don't get some money sent

I'll be on the last train to Dagenham

Shattered, worn out, knackered, shagged and tired

But if I miss my stop, I know I'll have a bloody long walk home

So I'm trying to keep my eyes open wide

I'll be on the last train to Dagenham

I'll be on the last train to Dagenham

I'll be on the last train to Dagenham