I got lost about an hour ago I sailed past that fork in the road A stranger in a foreign land An empty barn and a weather vein
A picket fence that's seen its day I don't got much to do today I go down to the local store
I caught a glance from the local whore And I still got nothing to do today I carry on down the street
I'm looking for a place to eat
And I'm wishing my legs away Oh, I'm wishing my legs away 'Cause they're taking me to no where safe Oh, they're taking me to know where safe
An old man in a pickup truck Says, "Son are you out of luck?" I say my day is spent and my spirit's dead
He says, "Come on now take a ride You sit yourself in the passenger side 'Cause I don't got much to do today"
And I'm wishing my legs away Oh, I'm wishing my legs away 'Cause they're taking me to no where safe Oh, they're taking me to know where safe