Ever since I met you you were someone I knew
Lookin' for a little somethin' somethin' to do
You wanted one-stop-shoppin' and clothes that feature
You wanna look pretty when they're takin' your picture
Now you want your life to move a little bit faster
A little bit of death, a little bit of disaster
Well I was doin' this before you were born
The glove already fit you before it was worn
And yea, the choice is yours
I can dress you up as the Devil
Or I can dress you up as one of the Devil's whores
Calling all girls of the opposite sex
I know you just can't wait for what happens next
I got a five-step plan and brand facility
The perfect habitat for testing sex ability
All you need's a credit card, you're good to go
Roll a little footage and film a little video
I wanna see who's livin' between your legs
You just can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs
And girl, what do you say?
You can dress me up like JFK
Hide in the grassy knoll
And blow me away!
I have some money here for you so reach into me and grab it
And I have never understood why anybody likes Lenny Kravitz
I see no reason for this continue
I don't have anything else to put in you
Now go back home, girl, and do whatever it is that you do
And girl, I hate to break you the news
When you win here you really lose
And you've been such a pleasure to use