Let's Have a Kiki
What's up? It's Pickles, leave a message
Hey, I'm calling you back
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes, and the eairh, and take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
"Motherfuckas Touching my Ass"
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny 5-0
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you're up girl
Because we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
'Cuz I know exactly what we need
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
A kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea, and dishing just desserts one may deserve
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid
Adieu to your ennui
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
Oh, what a wonderful kiki!
This kiki is marvelous
(Work it girl, very liberty)
(Eww, you know girl, we were sitting back here just having a kiki)
(Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non)
(Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non)
(Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non)
(Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non)
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive turn work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors tight!
Let's have a kiki
Hunty dropper
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Boots ten queen
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey