dear penis, i don't think i like you anymore
you used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis i dont like you anymore
it used to be you me a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
thats all we needed to get by
now it seems things have changed and i think you're the one to blame
dear penis i dont like you anymore
he sings:
dear rodney i dont think i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i dont like you anymore
why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
and come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together we'd just stay on forever
dear penis i think like you after all