Li'l Jack Horny

Mother goose

Never should haver ever let that jack get loose

But that little boy blue

Keeps messing all the things he gets his hands into

Now look what you've done

Stuck in your thumb, pulled out a plum

Mama says, 'boys will be boys'

That's lil' jack horny

Mama says 'boys will be boys'

That's lil' jack horny

Jack and Jill

Went up and down and up and fooled around the hill

Now only time will tell

How late the rabbit will arrive in wonderland

Now look what you've done

Stuck in your thumb, pulled out a plum

Mama says, 'boys will be boys'

That's lil' jack horny

Daddy says 'don't need no birth control'

That's lil' jack horny