Lions And Tigers And Bears

Whoa, whoa

Confidently, I did the thing

A woman like me should never do

I stepped on a scale

And thought "What the hell?"

'Cause honey that scale was mighty rude

So I've gained a little weight

Mama's hair's a little gray

And my strength just ain't the same

But believe me when I say

I'd fight a bear underwater for my baby

Bring on a lion, I'm not frightened

They can't take me

I'd tear the stripes off any tiger

You just call me and I swear

I'm right there and I'm not scared

Of lions and tigers and bears

Whoa, oh, whoa

A wolf or a fox, please

A big jabberwocky

You just gotta knock on your mama's door

I'll fight through the fire

But if there's a spider - well honey

That's what your friends are for!

I know sometimes we don't agree

But I'm always on your team

And if somebody's ever mean

If they try to take a swing

I'm gon hit that gangster lean

Somebody hold my earrings

Let me get that Vaseline

'Cause they gon' have to go through me