Little Girls
Little girls,
Little girls.
Everywhere I turn
I can see them.
Little girls,
Little girls.
Night and day
I eat, sleep, and breathe them.
I'm an ordinary woman
with feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear
But I'll admit, no man has bit
So, how come I'm the mother of the year?
Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal
Some women are drippin' with diamonds
Some woman are drippin' with pearls
Lucky me!
Lucky me!
Look at what I'm drippin' with
Little Girls
How I hate
Little socks
Little shoes
And each little bloomer
I'd have cracked
Years ago
If it weren't for my
Sense of humor
Some day I'll step on their freckles
Some night I'll straighten their curls
Send the flood
Send the flu
Anything the
Your can do
To, little (little, little), little (little, little)
Little girls
Some day I'll land in the nuthouse
With all the nuts and the squirrels (giggle)
There I'll stay
Tucked Away
Until the prohibition of
Little girls!