Little Goody Two Shoes (Alternate Version)
You can take a powder, you can take a drink
You can keep the shrink and the kitchen sink
You can write my name in Heaven in invisible ink
But just leave me feeling when there's no time to think
Little goody two shoes is here to clinch
You can miss it by a mile or you can miss by an inch
Don't move a muscle, baby, don't even flinch
Or little goody two shoes will feel the pinch
You can tear me under, you can give me lip
You can take me over, you can give me the slip
You can take off everything or tear me off the strip
With a bullet in the chamber and another in the clip
Little goody two shoes is here to clinch
You can miss it by a mile or you can miss by an inch
Don't move a muscle, baby, don't even flinch
Or little goody two shoes will feel the pinch
Just when you thought you got what you deserved
When you think it's time to stop trying
A voice says, "Boy, have you got a nerve
Why do you have to keep crying and crying?"
You can take me outside, you can take me apart
You can take me upstairs, you can take me to heart
You can take the decision that it's time to depart
Don't try to stop me when you told me to start
Little goody two shoes is here to clinch
You can miss it by a mile or you can miss by an inch
Don't move a muscle, baby, don't even flinch
Or little goody two shoes will feel the pinch