Llamas vs Big Ears
This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help
She had really big ears
Not the kind you'd normally see
When you're walking down the street
Yeah she had really big ears
Oh yeah, she was sitting on her own
In the corner of the club
I said 'Do you know Noddy?'
Yeah she had really big ears
That's what she had
I took her back to my house
She couldn't fit through the door
She had to turn her head sideways
Yeah she had really big ears
I got her onto the bed
And tried to take her dress off
It wouldn't fit over her head
Yeah she had really big ears
Really big ears
That's what she had
So I killed her in her sleep
And I cut her ears right off
They made really good hubcaps
Yeah she had really big ears
Yeah she had really big ears
Really big ears
That's what she had