She said let's go for a walk Cuz she said that we needed to talk So I said I'll just get my coat cuz it's lookin' like rain I didn't know how right I was.
She chopped me down in Strathclyde Park Just as it was getting dark And the big, fat moon reflected of the pond And a big, fat lump stuck in my throat
Dumped by my lassie down the Strathy Dumped by my lassie down the Strathy Dumped by my lassie down in the Strathy Dumped by my lassie in the rain
She told me all the usual lies I pretended I had something stuck in my eye Then she said something 'bout how we should still be pals I [cannot make this one out]
She kissed my cheek and tongued it wet She left me grieving on a bench Until a guy with a dog walked by
Dumped by my lassie down the Strathy Dumped by my lassie down the Strathy Dumped by my lassie down in the Strathy Dumped by my lassie in the rain
She said let's go for a walk Cuz she said that we needed to talk So I said I'll just get my coat cuz it's lookin' like rain I didn't know how right I was.