Oh, wrap your arms around me till all your muscles atrophy!
And I will drink your peppermint tea till I get cavities, cavities!
Get over here and kiss my face off!
Ill squeeze you till your eyes pop!
Ill smile till my gums bleed.
One gory pod, two happy peas!
Are you looking for a lover?
Or just another mother?
An insignificant other?
Tell me and Ill put on the mask.
I was bad at Tae Kwon Do so Ill try Karate!
I will not bond with someone whos a neo-nazi!
Wont watch your shows and I dont wanna eat your pizza!
I dont even like your music taste either!
I go to all these shows and I just hate the scene!
I feel like Ive walked into such a bad, bad dream!
Even though I dont like it one little bit,
I kind of wish I had been embraced by it.
The people at the party were very very arty.
I didnt want them to see me so I wore a mask.
I had a trolley full of carrots and started looking for a rabbit.
I passed a guy whose eye was cabbaged, and searched his unattended baggage.
Im standing in the corner with the flowers and the fauna,
Theres a veil-covered mourner just lying on the grass.
Oh, are you looking for a rabbit?
Oh, with a trolley full of carrots?
Thats a pretty silly habit.
Maybe you should put on a mask.
A mask! A mask! A mask!