You wanted a lost weekend
In New York, Paris or Southend
So I booked us a first class flight
But we stayed in the flat all night
Cos we preferred the ambience
And discussed our problems at length
I said We should buy a Jackon Pollock
You said Weve already got too much stuff
And we jet-lagged ourselves
For the good of our health
Flying right back into Monday
Its getting light outside
Is a very strange place to be
Drinking Brandy Alexanders
Enjoying fame and falling standards
Well I think of all my friends
And Id like to call them up
But they have all been shot
Well whats a boy supposed to do?
And we jet-lagged ourselves
For the good of our health
Flying right back into Sunday
Is a very strange place to be
Well I feel so much better
When I have got a hangover