Loudest Stereo
(*Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin)
This stupid slut brought me home last night*
I robbed her after I got laid
I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made
I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you
I'm crankin' Anal Cunt, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe
[Pre-Chorus:]
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block
[Chorus:]
Loudest stereo on the block (2x)
My stereo's so fucking loud the old people moved away
All the sluts moved into town and they're here to stay
All day long, I've got sluts riding on my cock
I love metal, I love pussy, I fucking love to rock
[Pre-Chorus:]
[Chorus:]
I've got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out
My game of black jack's a nine and twelve year old putting out
I don't wanna waste my time with stupid fucking cock teases
All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases
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[** Backing Vocals Performed by: Jim Crow (Vaginal Jesus & Mudoven), Ken Cmar, Seth, Tim, and Josh:]