Talk about a lousy weekend
Couldn't find a single friend friend
Had my heart set on disappointment
Up walks a super Joe Joe
Asks me how my day go go
Tells me good luck and spits on my shoe
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But oh, oh, oh, the telephone rings
And oh, oh, oh there's nobody there
Saw a girl on the street corner
Say, "Hey I'm a lonely loner"
She looks at me like I'm some sort of crud
Fast cars pass me by
Everybody curse me why
Find a donut in the sewer
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Doesn't matter what you eat
I think you're all a bunch of creeps
And I would like to see you all gone
Stop comin' round my door
I don't care for you no more
Wish you would all just go away
Oh, oh, oh the telephone rings
Oh, oh, oh, there's nobody there
Talk about a lousy weekend