When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
All the things you said and did to your mom
I knew you were the only one, the only one for me
Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,
So beautifully
Across your stomach it said "help me"
I gotta know will you marry me,
Captain Howdy
Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
And on your stomach it said "help me"
I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy