I like telling dirty jokes.
and I like smoking crystal meth,
but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards.
I like throwing rocks at dogs.
Yeah darling I love you.
I love you like the moon and stars,
when little kids get hit by cars,
girl you know it's true.
Darling I love you.
I've been trying to move on
since you left, since you've been gone.
But it's so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour.
Bought her a CD, bought her a flower.
But she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything,
and I'll take anyone.
I'll take an angry lesbian,
with a loaded gun.
I'll take a whore with syphilis,
and gonorrhea too,
but darling I love you.
Darling I love you.
Darling I love you.
Darling I love you.