Lovely lepper lost one more limb this week But she's more famous now than ever 'Cause her smile's so sweet
The lovely lepper cries herself to sleep Because someone on Oprah called her a freak
Mad man was arrested for crimes this week The neighbors were so stunned 'Cause he was so shy, so meek
The neighbors held the mad man in such high regard They didn't see the bodies piled up in the yard