You'll get a nasty reputation landing on your feet
Your rug becomes a magic carpet pulled from the knee
Flying carpet, flying colors
Flying through those no fly zones
Karma coated adam's apple
Karma tries but can never catch you
You got a nasty reputation for being amused
You seem to have been in everyone else's shoes
The mud starts slingin, you keep swingin
Shock the Monkey rolls off your back
Karma tries but just can't keep track
I want the news and not the weather
Or not either or whadya got for me
What did you do that for'
Karma coated adam's apple
Karma tries but can never catch you
Crossed their arms and stared
Crossed their arms and glared