Magna Cum Nada
Why try? I'm that guy
Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of "Seinfeld"
Or Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross"
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The names Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be
Most likely to suck
want to be a Ghostbuster
First black President owner of "Hustler"
Got shot down like Larry Flint
Felt like shit like a bowel movement
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
Psychic Friends Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be
Most likely to suck