Mail Myself To You

I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper,

I'm gonna daub myself with glue,

Stick some stamps on top of my head;

I'm gonna mail myself to you.

I'm a gonna tie me up in a red string,

I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too,

I'm a-gonna climb up in my mail box;

I'm gonna mail myself to you.

When you see me in your mail box,

Cut the string and let me out;

Wash the glue off my fingers,

Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.

Take me out of my wrapping paper,

Wash the stamps off my head;

Pour me full of ice cream sodies,

Put me in my nice warm bed