throw a ten pound box of
roofing nails onto Hwy. 94
got nothing better to do than watch
the cars crash cause my lifes a bore
chainsaw down some power poles
and leave people in the dark
plant anti-personnel mines
on the bike paths in the park
malicious mishief
and my body count grows higher
standing in the warm glow
of a 4 alarm house fire
malicious mishief
bring the city to its knees
a living nightmare for police
and insurance companies
put pirahnas in the swimming pools
in the ritzy part of town
and watch em gun each other down
steal a bunch of cotter pins
from the theme-park rides
watch TV the next day to see
how many people died
shoot tear gas in the windows
of a crowded trendy bar
watch the yuppies trample each other
from the safety of my car