Want some whiskey in your water
Or some sugar in your tea
What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, no
Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost choking
From all this bad perfume
And that cigarette you're smoking
Scared me half to death
Open up the window, sucker
Let me catch my breath
Let someone else suffer
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't the way to have fun
That ain't the way to have fun, son
The radio is pumping
Someone's banging at the door
I'm looking at my girlfriend
She's just passed out on the floor
I seen so many things
I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is
But I don't wanna see no more
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun
That ain't the way to have fun