(Words and music by Randy Newman)
Want some whiskey in your water? What磗 all these crazy questions you磖e askin? Me? This is the craziest party there could ever be! Don磘 turn on the lights cuz I don磘 wanna see
碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-no? Uh-uh!
Let some air into this room I think I磎 almost chokin? Br>)From the smell of stale perfume An that cigarette your smokin? Br> 碆out scared me half to death Open up the window sucker
碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-son? Br> 碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun?(she said) 磗on?(oh yeah)
The radio is blastin? Br> Someone磗 knockin? At the door I磎 lookin? At my girlfriend She磗 passed out on the floor I ain磘 never seen before! I don磘 wanna see no more!
She said 磘hat ain磘 the way to have fun- son? Br> 碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun- no? Br> Mama told me (told me-told me) Mama told me (told me-told me) Mama told me not to go no (oh told me no) Mama told me (told me-told me)
碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-No? Br> 碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-son? Br> 碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-No! 碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-son? Br> Listen to me- mama told me Mama told me told me about it 碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-no? Br> yeah! Yeah!
碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun (somebody) son? Br> 碩hat ain磘 (somebody) the way to have fun- no? Br> 碩hat ain磘 the way to have fun-son? Br> My Mama told me