Man Or Muppet
I reflect on my reflection
and I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know.
Am I a man or am I a muppet?
(Am I a muppet?)
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet.
(a very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man? (Am I a man?)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man.
(a muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes
and I don't recognize
The one I see inside.
It's time for me to decide:
Am I a man or am I a muppet?
(Am I a muppet?)
If I'm a muppet, well I'm a very manly muppet.
(a very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man? (Am I a man?)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man.
(a muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand, who I am:
I'm a Man!
I'm a Muppet!
I'm a muppet of a man,
I'm a very manly muppet!
I'm a Muppet Man!
That's what I am