Maria
Thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s a Malayan stripper of sex unknown
Some Siamese twins from a broken home
Mariaâ"š¬â"ž¢s party, what a show going down
Maria loves her life, but sheâ"š¬â"ž¢ll show you how
Thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s a strong man tearing himself into pieces
A magician who will spin you on the end of his spinderly fingers
Thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s a show going on
Maria loves her life, sheâ"š¬â"ž¢ll show you how, how, how
Thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s a high wire act on the telephone wire
And another Buddhist monk has set himself on fire
Thereâ"š¬â"ž¢s a fakir outside being buried alive
Mariaâ"š¬â"ž¢s mad aunt has yet to arrive
A dahlia that dances, and a frog with wings,
A bear in a tutu that just loves to sing, karaoke
Maria loves her life, and thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s all, and thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s all, and thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s all.
La La La La La La La etc.
You will love her forever when the scene hits your town
La La La La La La La etc.
You will love her forever
You will all love her forever
Mariaâ"š¬â"ž¢s Party
And thatâ"š¬â"ž¢s all.