Mario Man
The blim holes in my shell suit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one day
They stitched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon
Lost on penalties
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Mario man
Mario man
Mario man
Mario man
I married at the altar
The village idiots daughter
Oh! Lucky me
We honeymooned in Cyprus
That's where she caught the virus
I flew home alone
So I bought myself a chip pan
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man
For a holiday
Struggling in a vortex
With my jacket made of Gore-Tex
It fits wonderfully
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Mario man
Mario man
Mario man
Mario man
Zap! Zap!
Wham! Wham!
Says the Mario man today
(He's played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers)
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Mario man
Mario man
Mario man
Mario man