Me and my girl went to the preacher I just had to marry this beautiful creature Preacher said no way nice try You're a son of a bitch with the devil in your eye
I turned around and I hissed and I spit And I told that preacher man he was full of shit Me and my girl took a little trip I spun my wheels al the way to the Vegas strip
We had ourselves a vampire wedding Then we bit each other on the neck Howled at the moon all night Making love and holding each other tight
I'm glad I never listened to the preacher's jive And this sin city is number one
We had a Luxor suite honeymoon Curtains opened to the moon Should have heard my lover croon Should have heard my lover croon