Don't wanna wear no pants
Don't wanna wear a dress
There must be something new
There must be something new
I want to be the first to wear it
Want to be the first to dare it
Want to be the first to fly
The archaeopteryx of all future fashion
Grab my clothes, apply some heat
Throw 'em on a flaming heap
No mas
I got a chance - no chance
Fuck the Republicans
Fuck Libertarians
Fuck all the Democrats
I'm sick of all that
Don't wanna stand in line
Don't wanna waste my time
I just want the world to kneel
And slip that diamond ring on my finger
But the world just gives me sass
Treats me like a piece of ass
No mas
I got a chance - no chance
I don't like the eighties shit
Don't like the seventies
Yeah, fuck the sixties too
There must be something new
I want to be the first who said it
Want to be the one who made it
But the only trouble is
My mouth is bigger than my imagination
Fuck all the hipster shit
Don't wanna study it
No mas
I got a chance - no chance