You're a big man,
She deserves a good daddy.
Learn to tie your shoes first,
Come on Sally.
You can be whatever you want now,
Come on Sally.
Just remember that without you
the troops still rally.
I want you to try this with me when I say,
"blah blah blah blah blah."
You make believe you've got stones
between those legs.
It wasn't the rabbit in the cage,
that desecrated the page.
The newspaper pissed itself,
over today's headlines and the fear of tomorrow.