Me And My Big Ideas
Dreamt I found a million pounds
On the London underground
I spent it at London Zoo
Maybe had a drink or two
I think I need a holiday
Butlins camp or St. Tropez
I'll send a postcard if I can
Hope I die before I get a suntan
I'll buy Russia's nuclear weapons
Maybe take some English lessons
Take tea and cakes with Charles and Di
Kiss a million boys and make them cry
It's only me and my big ideas
It's enough to drive you to tears