Meanwhile, At The Bar, A Drunkard Muses

There are no set rules to follow, just a big black gaping hollow

That we fall into and hope that it means love

And the beasts snapping at your feet

Keep barking that you're incomplete

Ignore them but heed the beasts above

So if you see me coming you better whistle or start humming

'Cause otherwise, I'll tell you now that I'll just walk right by

'Cause lover, when I drink, I'm dozy but I fancy getting cozy

And I heard a rumor that I might have caught your eye

So come on darling, break my heart

Mess me around and shag all my friends

'Cause we can't waste what we can't even start

And it's best to go out with a bang when a wee disaster ends