Damn, my girlfriend's just finished telling me
"it's a crime", she drops a bombshell in front of me
that's why i, don't really know what i wanna do
how can i stay with you, stay with you
oh oh oh
oh oh, cuz what you told me is disappointing
now we can never go to Burger King
i can't believe what i'm hearing
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-ohh
i can't believe what you said
it is a really big shock
you're telling me you're a vegetarian
you won't eat bacon, bunnies, or even a sausage roll
you're telling me, that you won't eat meat again
eat meat again, it's killing me
yesterday, i went to see a chiropodist
cuz my feet, i rolled, marched up in that fallopius
sturge, he took one look at my feet and he said "my..."
"my my"
oh oh oh
oh oh, he told me that he couldn't treat me
he seen it twice before but was busy
he just refused to help me
yeah, yeah yeah-ehhhh
i couldn't believe what he said
it is a really big shock
he just told me, that he won't treat me again
he's had enough of my feet
and that my visits should stop
he's telling me, he won't see my feet again
my feet again, they're killing me
he won't see my feet again
my feet again, they're killing me
hey, this song has nothing in check
there's some more to go
don't know what i will sing
whoa oh oh oh oh
i think the chorus is back
or it will be quite soon
but the wars will it bring
it bring, it bring, it bring
i really need to toilet, i hope this song hurries up
they're telling me, that we have to sing again
we'll have to keep on going, until the music is stopped
can't leave just yet, cuz we have to sing again
sing again, it's killing me
that we have to sing again,
just once again, i need to pee
hey, come on
I'm begging please just let me, go
I'm begging please just let me, go
i really really have to, go
i think it it finished i can, go