Merry Xmas, Kiss My Ass
They told me I was lucky
To have my chance with you
Now last year's summer romance
Is this year's winter blues
I treated you so nicely
To jewelry and champagne
But you left me empty handed, yeah
You left me feeling plain
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like a wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing alone
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass"
You say I'm losing my mind
I thought that for a while
I tear down decorations
They remind me of your smile
I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like a wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing alone
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass"
So sick of calling you up, telephone me
No, fuck you, girl, I'm going out
I gave you my all but our love hit a wall now
I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
We'll drink till the bars shut us down
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
And I hope, hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
What you did this holiday?
I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing alone
Here it goes, "Merry Christmas, bitch, kiss my ass"