Mickey Macaroni
Mickey Macaroni hardly ever eats meat
Mickey Macaroni doesn't even eat sweets
Mickey Macaroni never, never eats beets
Mickey Macaroni knows what he wants to eat
My hospital room is
Smelling bad but soon he's
Gonna take me home and
Play his saxophone and
Tell me if they broke up
When his girlfriend woke up
Screaming how she hated
Every guy she dated
I knew that he had slipped the
Minute daddy hit me
Now I'm sad and lonely
And want my macaroni