MILF
Captain Everything
She's twenty one years older than the rest
But I think I'm well up to the test
Don't you think that younger guys are fun?
The only thing that's stopping me
From some midday ecstasy
Is that you are my best friend's Mum
Because I'm thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats
But Richard and Judy ain't got nothing on me
I'll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free
Your husband's off on business for a week
So I don't think that it's too much cheek
To ask if you need company
Think of all those lonely nights
When we could hold each other tight
There's no need for celibacy
I'm taking pictures but you don't see me
They're on my wall and kind of sticky
You won't know love until you've been with me
Someone's in my head telling me what to do
I'm trying not to listen because I don't want to hurt you
I couldn't do it even if I was
Crazy
Because I'm thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when you're watching afternoon televisual treats
Susan Kennedy please let it be me
I'll keep you up all night and I'll do it for free
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